Nonsensical Nonsense!

Ourworld

2009-04-19T15:08:00.005+08:00

I'm on the far-most right, followed by Siti

Half-naked guy... sexual... lol

Siti made us ZZZ

I believe I can fly...

Wooot Woooot~!

Smell my arm pit, y'all!

I farted in Siti's face

Sexual poses....

Sister's Homework...

2009-04-15T16:10:00.010+08:00

Find 5 words, each word should have the same spelling, same pronunciation but different meanings....

The 4 Words I Suggested To Her Were:

1. Bitch1: A person (usually but not necessarily a woman) who is thorougly disliked
Bitch2: A female dog

2. Horny1: Sexually excited
Horny2: Having horns or hornlike projections

3. Gay1: A homosexual
Gay2: old-fashioned: excited; cheerful

4. Cock1: An offensive name for a penis
Cock2: A male Chicken; a rooster

However, she decided to go for no. 1-3 xD lol but not no. 4 XD LOL! the other two words that she included were: 'Honey' and 'Iron'

Hmmm I wonder what her teacher would say... xD Bitch. LOL

Aww cmon it's fun... and funneh xD lol

Credit: TheSage's English Dictionary and Thesaurus

IF U SEEK BYE SEXUAL PERMS PERMS PERMS XD

2009-04-15T16:04:00.004+08:00

IF U SEEK AMY = F.U.C.K. ME

PERMS PERMS PERMS = PERMS SPERMS SPERMS

BYE! Sexual... = Bisexual! xD

Bye, sexuals... (Bisexuals)

Sexual... loves it XD

And Then There Were Three...

2009-04-15T10:23:00.009+08:00

Whoohoo!!! So to celebrate, the four of us went to have 'Ayam Penyek' for lunch! The food was great... the sambal was exceptionally HOT that I kept hissing like a snake the whole time! Sexual... lol -.- Anywho it wasn't just me who thought the dish was HOT!

What a drama queen... Boo sobs sobs LOL xD

The hotness n spiciness made Derek go nutty

Sexual... xD

Then El left... She went back home for another shooting at her house. xD

Then there where 3...

So Siti, Derek and I ventured Orchard... We went window-shopping...

We wanted to enter the Adult Shop but it was for 23 years old and older... Even Siti couldn't enter... Oh well... xD

After an hour or so, we stopped at McCafe and had some drinks...

And spotted a very sexual AD
oooooHhh Ahhh.....

And some random sexual school gal...
Then we continued our nonsensical trip to nonsensical places in Orchard and ended up getting ourselves lost

But not to worry, Derek's GPRS came to the rescue...and yes, those are Derek's finger nails... sexual... lol

LOL!!!
Derek likes the smell of Ayam Penyek xD LOL!!!

Then after our crazy exploration of Orchard, we bid adieu at around 7... xD And I came home at 8 plus.... had my dinner while watching The Devil Wears Prada but only just for awhile...

At 10pm I watched Paris Hilton's New BFF xD

Then after that I had a shower and then hit the sack!

PS: I miss OurWorld... LOL

Lights, Camera, Action!

2009-04-15T08:54:00.009+08:00

Yesterday morning once I woke up from my ~~beauty~~ sleep, I got panicky because I'd just realized about the documentary thing El's aunt was making and it was yesterday!

Fortunately, I woke up much earlier than my cellphone alarm would ring. (Btw my alarm song is A little Too Not Over You by David Archuleta xD).

Anyhow, I got panicky again when I found out that I didn't know what to wear for the shooting plus, most of my clothes were still not yet ironed! Therefore, I had to spent 5 minutes ironing my jeans n my top.

"Curly hair or straightened?" That question had been pestering me while I was in the shower...

Siti said, "Be yourself" El said, "Anything... Be natural"

Hmmm Being Myself + Anything + Being Natural = really messy curly hair!!!

Darn it! I should have had my hair straightened.

On my way to the train station, I got really messy n sweaty... The weather was hot that morning and having huge sweat glands wasn't really helping. Fortunately my sweat got dried whilst I was on the bus... But my hair... got a lot more worse, thanks to the air from the air-conditioner that was pushing and slapping hair into something awful looking...

Darn it! I should have had my hair straightened!

At Sembawang Mrt Station, I met up with El and we proceeded to take the next train to Orchard.

On our way there, I was feeling rather anxious and El seemed rather composed (act only).
Darn it I should have had my hair straightened!!!

At Orchard Mrt Station we met up with ~~bitchy~~ Siti and then the three of us spent more than half an hour waiting for Derek (he's such a diva).

After the incessant waiting, El's aunt told us to meet her at the shooting venue and over there, El and Siti began to shoot their scenes first while I wait for the diva who's by now had been an hour late.

The actual reason why the Diva was late was because he spent the witching hour watching ~~porn~~ DOOMS DAY till 6 in the morn and thus he got overslept. Thank goodness for his 22-yr-old... I repeat TWENTY TWO YEAR OLD maid, we managed to get his buttocks off the bed and make his way to the shoot!

Another hour (or maybe less thn that) Derek's presence was still nowhere to be found

Fortunately Siti and El had just done shooting their scenes.

Now it's mine and Derek's turn... About 15-20 minutes of relentless waiting, the Diva had finally arrived with is magic back pack! -.-

Another reason he was late was that he actually took the bus instead of the cab! -.- lol

Anywho... fortunately El's Aunt and the camera crew were nice and patient enough...

We then began our first scene: I was sitting on top of a wall and Derek was standing by it.

Actually the documentary is about Body Language. You see, I had to act as a nervous and shy guy while the Diva had to be a total opposite of what I was - a confident guy.

So, the story was like this, the nervous guy and the confident guy were chatting amongst themselves and the confident guy, Derek, was scheming through the surrounding and suddenly got his eyes transfixed onto a gal who he actually found her attractive.

The LUCKY gal was actually SITI LOL!!! MUAHAHAHA!

Siti's role was to be a gal that too, was attracted to the confident guy. She and another gal, El who acted as a gal who's really doubtful disposition because of her 'EW EW' look that she gave to Siti when Siti told her that she actually liked Derek xD awww so sweet -.-

So when the two guys finished chatting amongst themselves, the confident guy suggested that they should approach the gals and ask them out but the shy guy didn't want to. Fortunately the confident guy managed to talk the shy guy over to meeting the gals and reluctantly I had to follow the confident guy's suggestion and we met the gals and asked them out... Well something like that.

The whole thing actually lasted an hour?

To tell you the truth, I felt awkward the whole time LOL especially when derek and I had to made up our own convos

All in all, it was a really fun and not to mention eye-opening experience... Now then I know how hard it is to act on TV... LOL it's kinda troublesome but then again, it's also kinda fun!

After our HARD work, we each got paid not 1 not 2 but $30, y'all!!

I'm So Nervous That I Could Poop Right Here, Right Now!

2009-04-13T23:41:00.002+08:00

Tomorrow, Derek, El, Siti and I are going to be 'Calefares' on some documentary El's aunt is making ( I hope it's a good one though... It better be LOL oops).

Anywho, I had and still have second thoughts about me being on this TV thing.

I mean, first of all, the camera hates me. Secondly, I get nervous so quickly and thirdly, I'm kinda scared and petrified of the outcomes of my soon-too-be most mortifying experience on national television would be.

Sighs... I didn't even eat well today; I didn't eat much. No appetite. This reminds me of the time when the 'O' Levels Results were so, so near.

Oh gosh... maybe I think too much about it... Anywho... Am I the only one who's so nervous about tomorrow? How come the rest of the Fantastic Four aren't freaked out about this? -.- Weird...

And I thought I was the only weird one... -.-

You know what, I don't care. Whatever happens, happens...

Come what may.

WELCOME!!!

2009-04-13T15:40:00.001+08:00

Hey there it's me, Ari... xD
I just created this blog not too long ago (less thn a day! PHEW!)
More posts are gonna b up very soon xD

Stay tuned...

Time for me 2 watch SAMANTHA WHO?